Hilarious Crypto jokes, puns and memes
Hilarious Crypto jokes, puns and memes
1. Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Satoshi.
- Satoshi who?
- Satoshi-nly, I'm hodling!
2. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Alt.
- Alt who?
- Alt-coin you're holding?
3. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Blockchain.
- Blockchain who?
- You're invited to a decentralized party!
4. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ether.
- Ether who?
- Ether you invest wisely or not at all!
5. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Crypto.
- Crypto who?
- Cryptocurrency - the only thing that trends without hashtags!
6. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Miner.
- Miner who?
- Miner details, maximum profits!
7. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Fiat.
- Fiat who?
- Fiat currency? No thanks, I prefer decentralized wealth!
8. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Doge.
- Doge who?
- Dogecoin to the moon, my friend!
9. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Wallet.
- Wallet who?
- Wallet-ways keep your private keys safe!
10. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Pump.
- Pump who?
- Pump up the volume, it's bull market time!
11. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Binance.
- Binance who?
- Binance you coming to the next crypto meetup?
12. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- ICO.
- ICO who?
- ICO more Lambos in your future!
13. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Smart.
- Smart who?
- Smart contracts, smarter investments!
14. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Block.
- Block who?
- Blockchain - breaking barriers since Satoshi's whitepaper!
15. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- FOMO.
- FOMO who?
- Don't miss out, buy the dip!
16. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- HODL.
- HODL who?
- HODL on for dear life, the market will recover!
17. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Moon.
- Moon who?
- To the moon - where my crypto dreams take flight!
18. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Shiba.
- Shiba who?
- Shiba Inu says it's time to invest!
19. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- TA.
- TA who?
- TA says it's time for technical analysis!
20. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- NFT.
- NFT who?
- NFT you're into digital art, check out my collection!
21. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Byte.
- Byte who?
- Byte-sized investments lead to byte-sized gains!
22. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- ICO.
- ICO who?
- ICO you later, after my tokens moon!
23. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ledger.
- Ledger who?
- Ledger me in on your crypto secrets!
24. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- DeFi.
- DeFi who?
- DeFi-nitely making decentralized moves!
25. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- 1,000x.
- 1,000x who?
- 1,000x returns, the dream of every crypto investor!
26. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Bear.
- Bear who?
- Bear market? Nah, I'm just hibernating!
27. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- QR.
- QR who?
- QR code for my public address, send me some crypto love!
28. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Lambo.
- Lambo who?
- Lambo dreams start with wise investments!
29. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- NFT.
- NFT who?
- NFT you're tired of traditional art!
30. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- DEX.
- DEX who?
- DEX you trade on? I'm exploring options!
31. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- ATH.
- ATH who?
- ATH-lete in the crypto marathon!
32. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Privacy.
- Privacy who?
- Privacy coins - because some things are best kept private!
33. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Bull.
- Bull who?
- Bull market ahead, time to charge!
34. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Shill.
- Shill who?
- Shill me on your favorite project!
35. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Fork.
- Fork who?
- Fork in the blockchain - choose your path wisely!
36. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- ADA.
- ADA who?
- ADA-ption is growing, Cardano's on the rise!
37. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- HODL.
- HODL who?
- HODL tight, we're going to the moon!
38. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Genesis.
- Genesis who?
- Genesis block - where it all began!
39. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- FUD.
- FUD who?
- FUD off, I'm bullish on crypto!
40. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- ICO.
- ICO who?
- ICO my way to financial freedom!
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