CRYPTO KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you for those crypto signals that was supposed to buy me a lambo.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I check my crypto balance.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be better crypto knock knock jokes than this.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shore
Sore who?
Shore hope you like cheesy crypto knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ripple.
Ripple who?
Ripple your way to laughter with this joke!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana my meme coins are pumping.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aherd
Aherd who?
Aherd you own bitcoin, how much you got?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time to buy the dip.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
HODL.
HODL who?
HODL on tight, this joke is about to take off!

 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little money, I lost it all on my crypto investments.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Satoshi Nakamoto

Satoshi Nakamoto who?

You will never know.

Knock knock.

Who's there?
Bitcoin.
Bitcoin who?
Bitcoin your pardon, but do you accept cryptocurrency?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ethereum. 

Ethereum who?
Ethereum hoping you'll invest in this joke!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dogecoin.
Dogecoin who?
Dogecoin to the moon with this joke!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cher

Cher who?
Cher would be nice if my shitcoin portfolio would pump.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben hodling these coins for sooooo long.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Satoshi.
Satoshii who?
Satoshi-n you glad I didn't say Bitcoin?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Blockchain.
Blockchain who?
Blockchain your way to a better punchline!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody know where Satoshi Nakamoto is?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah any good trading tips?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Crypto.
Crypto who?
Crypto-stand-up-comedian, at your service!