CRYPTO DAD JOKES

I love telling Dad crypto jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.

When does a crypto joke turn into a crypto dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

I could tell a crypto joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

Where do dads store their crypto dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.

What's the difference between a "dad crypto joke" and a "bad crypto joke?" The direction of the first letter.

What do you call a sleeping bull market? A bearish bulldozer

What do you call a new baby of a crypto trader? A chip off the old blockchain.

What do you call a cryptocurrency with a strong opinion? A bit outspoken.

My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't stop trading and get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinhfswrujo,.hgydxbiieqqspkjmxybuf

Why did the baker stop crypto trading? He wasn't making eneogh dough 

How does Chuck Norris mine cryptocurrency? by hand.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to HODL, the market holds for him.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use technical analysis, he just stares at the charts until they tell him what he wants to know.

Why did the cryptocurrency fart? Because it had too many gas fees!

What did the crypto trader say while using the toilet? "I'm just HODL-ing onto this dump!"

My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are with our crypto portfolio's. But I laugh more.

What did the Bitcoin investor say to the man who wanted some Bitcoin? MINE!

What do you call someone with no Bitcoin? A bit poor

What's a cryptocurrency's favorite dance move? The Crypto Shuffle!

Why did the cryptocurrency go to the beach? It wanted to catch some digital waves!

"I told my kids I used to mine Bitcoin. They asked if I found any buried treasure!"

"Why did the crypto dad take his family to the beach? He heard there were some great waves in the market!"

"My wife asked why I'm always checking my crypto portfolio. I told her I'm just keeping an eye on our future yacht fund!"

"My son asked me what I thought about meme coins. I said, 'They're all fun and games until someone gets rug-pulled!'"

5. "I tried to explain blockchain to my daughter, but she said it sounded like a block party for robots!"

"Why did the crypto dad start trading stablecoins? He wanted to keep the family finances on solid ground!"

"I told my wife I'm investing in Ethereum. She said, 'Sounds like we're in for some ether-tainment!'"

"My son asked me about NFTs. I said, 'They're like digital trading cards, but with more zeros!'"

"My wife asked if I was worried about market volatility. I said, 'Nah, I've got diamond hands!'"

"My daughter asked if I could buy her a Lambo. I said, 'Sure, once Bitcoin hits a million!'"

"My wife asked me what I'm doing on my computer all day. I said, 'Just mining for digital gold!'"

"My wife asked if I was worried about a market crash. I said, 'Nah, I've got my crypto crash helmet on!'"

"Why did the crypto dad buy a new keyboard? His old one couldn't handle all the alt-tabbing between trading windows!"