BLOCKCHAIN JOKES

What did one blockchain say to the other during an argument? "Let's hash it out!"

How does Snoop Dogg describe his crypto strategy? "Rollin' through the blockchain, smokin' on that digital green!"

How does a Shiba Inu feel about blockchain technology? It thinks it's paw-some – the perfect way to track its bones and treats!

What do you call a new baby of a crypto trader? A chip off the old blockchain.

What did the Bitcoin say after using the toilet? "Sorry for the long transaction time!"

What did the Ethereum gas fee say to the user during a transaction? "Hold your nose and pay up – it's going to be a smelly ride through the blockchain!"

Why did the blockchain developer go to therapy? They had too many unresolved blocks.

I asked my computer to explain blockchain, but it just kept hashing out the details.

I told a blockchain joke once, but it took 10 minutes for the punchline to be confirmed.

Why did the blockchain go to therapy? It had too many commitment issues.

What's a blockchain's favorite movie genre? Blockbuster hits, of course!

What did the blockchain say to the computer? "You complete me!"

Why did the blockchain go to school? It wanted to be a smart contract.

What do you call a blockchain in winter? An ice-block.