MOON CRYPTO JOKES

What do you call when Dwayne Johnson's crypto portfolio's go to the moon? A moon rock!

What did the cow crypto trader say to the moon? Nothing. Cows don’t speak and certainly can't trade crypto.

What did the moon do when it decided it wanted to be a crypto YouTube star? It started to record e-clips.

Why did the cryptocurrency go to the moon? Because it heard there were lots of "stellar" opportunities there!

What did the astronaut say about investing in crypto? "It's one small step for man, one giant leap for my portfolio!"

Why did the crypto investor bring a telescope to the beach? To look for moon patterns in the waves!

How does a cryptocurrency say hello to the moon? It sends a lunar-tweet!

How does Bitcoin express excitement? It shouts, "To the moon!"

Why did the astronaut bring a laptop to the moon? To check their crypto investments, of course!

How does a cryptocurrency prepare for a trip to the moon? It packs its "lunar" suitcase full of blockchain!

Why did the crypto investor buy a telescope? To get a closer look at the moon market!

Why did the crypto trader wear a spacesuit? Because they were preparing for their journey to the moon.

Why did the alien choose to accept crypto payments? Because it heard it was the "universal currency" even on the moon!

Why did the crypto trader throw a party when Bitcoin hit an all-time high? Because they were over the moon with their profits!

An Irish dogecoin walks into NASA and asks: “Can Ireland my spaceship on the moon?”

"I bought some crypto and now my wallet is over the moon!"

"Investing in crypto feels like riding a rocket to the moon!"

"HODLing onto my crypto like it's the only ticket to the moon."

"Every time I check my crypto, it feels like a journey to the moon!"

"My crypto profits are soaring higher than a rocket bound for the moon!"