CONFUCIUS SAY CRYPTO JOKES

1. "Confucius say: 'Man who invest in meme coins may end up with more laughs than gains.'"

2. "Confucius say: 'He who chases every pump is bound to catch a dump.'"

3. "Confucius say: 'Wisest investment strategy is knowing when to HODL and when to LOL.'"

4. "Crypto trader who follows every Twitter tip may end up tweeting his own financial woes."

5. "Cryptocurrency market is like a buffet: some tokens are delicious delicacies, others are just indigestible memes."

6. "Confucius say: 'Man who tries to time the market often ends up with more stress than success.'"

7. "Confucius say: 'If you can't explain your ICO to a five-year-old, you probably shouldn't invest in it.'"

8. "Confucius say: 'He who panics during a market dip may need a crash course in meditation.'"

9. "Confucius say: 'Man who brags about his crypto gains probably bought at the top.'"

10. "Confucius say: 'To truly understand blockchain, one must first master the art of deciphering a toddler's scribbles.'"

11. "He who panics during a market crash forgets that diamonds are formed under pressure."

12. "Investor who enters the market with FOMO leaves with FUD."

13. "Man who invests in NFTs without artistic taste may end up with digital junk."

14. "Cryptocurrency market is like a jungle: beware of the FUD monkeys and pump-and-dump snakes."

15. "He who trades on margin may find himself swimming in a sea of liquidation."

16. "Investor who checks his portfolio during family gatherings may find himself explaining blockchain to grandma."

17. "Crypto trader who believes every whisper from Elon Musk forgets that even rockets have their crashes."

18. "Man who buys the top forgets that what goes up must come down – unless it's a rocket ship, then it goes to the moon."

19. "Cryptocurrency market is like a circus: full of clowns, acrobats, and occasional bear attacks."

20. "He who ignores the advice of seasoned investors ends up learning the hard way – through market corrections."