DOCTOR DOCTOR CRYPTO JOKES

Doctor, doctor, I think I have a problem with my crypto wallet. Every time I check it, my heart skips a beat!

Doctor, doctor, will I be able to trade crypto after the operation? "Yes of coarse"   "great! I never could before"

Doctor, doctor, I stood on lego! Try and BLOCKchain out the pain!

Doctor, doctor, I accidentally sent my Bitcoin to the wrong address. Can you perform a wallet transplant?

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing red candles. Is it a crypto fever or just a bear market flu?

Doctor, doctor, I'm having trouble hodling. Can you recommend a cure for weak hands?

Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to following crypto influencers on twitter! "I'm sorry I don't follow"

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm allergic to bear markets. Every time they come around, I break out in stress hives!

Doctor, doctor, I've been day trading non-stop. Am I at risk of developing FOMO-titis?

Doctor, doctor, my crypto investments are causing relationship problems. Can you recommend a cure for financial misunderstandings?

Doctor, doctor, my crypto wallet is feeling a bit under the weather. Can you recommend a remedy for cold storage?

Doctor, doctor, I keep getting panic attacks during market dips. Is this a case of crypto-anxiety?