"YO MUMMA" CRYPTO JOKES

Yo momma's been hodling so long, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo momma's so stupid, while trading she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the crypto market drops.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she places a market order she orders fries and a shake.

Yo momma's so tech-savvy, she mines Bitcoin with a potato!

Yo momma's so skilled at day trading, even the whales ask her for advice!

Yo momma's so bullish, she taught the bull market how to charge!

Yo momma's so influential, she can shill a coin into the moon with just one tweet!

Yo momma's wallet is so fat, it needs its own exercise routine!

Yo momma's so supportive of altcoins, she knits sweaters for each one in her portfolio!

Yo momma's so cool, she taught Vitalik Buterin how to pronounce "Ethereum"!

Yo momma's so committed to privacy, her crypto wallet has its own room with no windows!

Yo momma's so optimistic about the future, she's already planning her retirement on Mars with her crypto gains.

Yo momma's so good at managing risk, she convinced the insurance company to accept premiums in crypto!

Yo momma's so well-connected in the crypto space, she has lunch with Satoshi Nakamoto every weekend!

Yo momma's so generous, she tips the pizza delivery guy with NFTs!

Yo momma's so persuasive, she convinced the bull market to take a detour through her portfolio!

Yo momma's so supportive of blockchain technology, she uses it to keep track of the family chores on a decentralized ledger!

Yo momma's so dedicated to security, she's the reason the password strength bar on websites goes up to 11!